Stats madness

Just what is going on?

I’d almost come to terms with the fact that everyone who chanced upon my blog does so through searching for ‘large spiders’ (why large? Why not big?) There are no big or large spiders here (well apart from here) and then there was that bit of Colin Firth action, here and here. And I could understand that because some people have him a google wotsit that pings him into their inbox when something's written about him.

But now, NOW, it’s all Crystal Tips and Alistair. Why? Why?

Please… will one of you tell me why everyone’s searching for them? Why? WHY?

ENVY - Part Two

Well, I promised you if I got any more titbits from Sister-in-law on Colingate, you’d be the first to know. And here, in all its truth, is last night’s email from SIL:

"On the Colin Firth affair, [Ohh. THAT word] not much more to say really. He was extremely sexy in a very rough sort of way [Ohh.] (as in an unshaven, just got out of bed sort of way!!! [Ohhhhhh]), although he looked older without makeup! [La la la *fingers in ears*] Saw him twice, the first time my friend asked him if he would have his photo taken with us as it was our friend’s birthday - and he turn us down - said in his very awkward way (just like his characters) that he was waiting for his wife and family [Oh…]. The second time when we got on his plane (well the film festival plane actually) we were trying very hard not to appear like stalkers (in fear of being chucked off). But did see his gorgeous wife [Oh…] and beautiful little girl. He also had an older son who was doing all the PA announcements. So it was very exciting for us girls, but Colin was oblivious!" [COLIN… first name terms!]

Am maintaining jealousy of lucky, lucky sister in law.

ENVY

I got an email from sister-in-law last night.

I am GREEN.

This is what she said:

“I just got back from a trip to Brittany. Went with group of 13 girls!!! Stayed one of the two nights at mum’s and roughed it at friend's the other night. We managed to get ourselves lost on the way back to the airport and missed our flight!! We were trying to work out how and when we could get back to the husbands and kids when we managed to hitch a ride on a private charter flight carrying no less than Mr Darcy himself!! Colin was travelling back from the Brittany film festival along with other actors and film directors and the PR Company took pity on us and let us on their plane. Miracles do happen!”

OH MY GOD.

Did I mention I was green?

Words

1,700 words today.

I might not be able to keep that up as I also needed two doses of paracetamol today aswell.

My tea intake has been a bit OTT - I might need Husband to send an emergency package of tea from Bangkok!

Rewarded myself with Bridget Jones' Diary. All that talk of Colin Phwoarth and Hugh Grant, well, what can you expect?

Can't post on my laptop. I'm hoping my trusty Blackberry won't let me down.

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