Facebook Confessional

If you're a new or sporadic reader, you might want to look here first. But following that post, I received this notification from Facebook yesterday.

Simon ***** also commented on his post:

"By the way Jenny, I have a TERRIBLE admission to make: I murdered a tea bag yesterday.

Not just any tea bag, but a PG Tips tea bag. I was taking it out of the caddy and managed to put my finger through it somehow. I don't know how, but it just lay there with tea leaves pouring out of it's stomach. It felt just awful.

I considered trying to glue it together again hoping that no one would notice .. but that wouldn't have worked. I even considered burying it under the patio like that scene in Brookside .. but we dont have a patio. I even considered drying out one of the old tea bags from the slops pot and having it masquerade as a new one. But no, I realised that none of this would work and I'd just have to own up to my deed.

My head is hung and I feel a cad. Such shame and self-loathing. Can you ever forgive me?"

Well, what do you think, readers? Should he be forgiven?