Tuesday, May 25, 2010

To G who's fab and not at all a bully

You may have noticed my references to the gym in recent weeks. If you look back over the previous three years on Tea Stains, such mentions were scant. Alright, non existent.

The gym and I are not natural friends. It’s not that I dislike exercise… it’s just that given a choice I’ll plump for a good book on the sofa. So, yes, plump I got.

And plumper and plumper.

A while back I was listening to myself declaiming that someone I knew wasn’t taking responsibility for their situation. It wasn’t related to their weight but about something else entirely but as the words left my mouth I had a moment; *Ping!* it went. Maybe it was hubris, I don’t know, but in my case it was a weighty light bulb moment, relating as it did to the size of my arseage. I wasn’t taking responsibility. I was waiting for someone else to show up and do it for me. And then I had this horrible realization that no one was coming.

OMG: I had to do it?

It’s not only about getting slimmer, but about getting fitter and stronger so that I’ll be okay in my future. I am also trying to sort out certain mechanical problems too – impingement in my left hip and my right shoulder which cause occasional pain.

The worse thing about all of this… is the sense of déjà vu because I’ve done it all before. Oh yes. Yoyo? Indeed; the yoyo has nothing on me. I can do all tricks, "walk the dog," “through the tunnel” and the fat lady (oh no, that’s not a trick, that’s me.) Of course I’m talking about yoyo dieting not the game on a string (I can’t do any of those stunts either.) It’s bloody depressing losing the same kilos over and over again so this time it’s got to be for good.

And honestly, I dislike the gym. It’s so boring. But this time I’ve got a magic charm: G. She comes to our gym three times a week to bully motivate me. And I do actually quite enjoy it when she’s there. But still, when G’s text comes ‘Jenny, I’m leaving now – I’ll see you down in the gym’ I still react like one of Pavlov’s dogs in his less well known experiment: *Tut! Huff! sharp puff of air through rubbery lips!* It’s like this physical response – if I were speaking, it might be: ‘Oh FFS’ - to the realisation that it’s nearly gym time. All this in spite of the fact I feel better afterwards.

So I’m trying to retrain myself. I’m trying to find a new approach to my feelings about the gym and the text message. I do feel good after I’ve been – I’m trying to be mindful of that. When G’s texts come in now I take a deep breath; suck in my cheeks and I smile. I contemplate feeling good afterwards: ‘The gym with G?’ I think. ‘Great.’

And then sometimes, I'll "eff and blind" all the way down to the sixth floor.

6 comments:

liz fenwick said...

I have done the yoyo thing for years and finally have my life back - on day I'll write about the journey. My heart is with you.

Re the gym - I find it a good time to work out plot problems - something about the repetitive nature of the actions or something.
lx

Queenie said...

Like Liz, I find the gym offers useful thinking time. A friend of mine has a theory that it takes six weeks of doing something regularly to turn it into a habit. I think it can sometimes take longer - but I know if I keep going to the gym, I reach a point where I feel worse if I don't go than if I do. I don't love it, and sometimes I really don't want to go, but it makes the rest of my life work so much better that it's worth the three 90-minute sessions a week (including getting there and back, showering etc) that it takes. I think all you can do is grit your teeth and get on with it.

KatW said...

Oh your post made me smile in recognition. The 'yoyo' diet trap is one I try to avoid but still end up caught up in. Even after losing weight with agonising slowness I so often find myself back where I started. I blame it on my very serious *wink* sugar addiction. I'm sure it's not my fault. Lol.

You sound very determined & I'm sending you extra strength vibes across the oceans & seas. Go girl!

Kat :-)

JJ Beattie said...

Thanks Liz. Your email (a while back) was part of my ping moment too.

Queenie, absolutely. Eventually I'll do some classes too and I'm sure I'll enjoy those more than my solo sessions....

Kat, this time it has to be the last time. I think the stuff I've learned about my body from the physio - that I have hyper mobile joints which REALLY require strong muscles to keep them under control - means I must not let them go again. My body will be so much better off with the added strength.

Debs said...

I'd love to tell you about my visits to the gym, but they were several years ago so I can't remember them that well.

I'm sure it'll be worth it though. Good for you.

Lane said...

Well done for sticking to it. I'm glad G makes it enjoyable rather than torture:-)