I am going to make a 'Mother Audio Recording.' I think it might make my fortune. I am going to hook up speakers to all the rooms here in our apartment at The Towers and I shall carry a remote control unit in my pocket.
On the remote control unit I will be able to select whichever answer is required to a variety of questions. They might include, but will not be exclusive to the following questions:
- Why do we have to do homework the minute we get home?
- Why do we have to do homework? – It’s the weekend.
- Can we have ‘Friends’ on while we eat dinner?
- Why must I do French homework when there isn’t any set by my teacher?
- Can’t I pack my school bags in the morning?
I think pressing buttons will be so much less effort than saying it all again and again and again and again…
PS I have fitted the Mother Audio Recording (trademark) with sighs and tuts for authenticity. There will of course be a range of volumes, from gentle and nurturing to full blown lost-it-shriek.
6 comments:
you definately hae something there!
lx
Brilliant! It will make your fortune. If you need backing take it to the Dragon's Den. Demand £1m for 1% share and you'll get it.
Oh, God, you'd better put me down for a sale. *Sigh* And yes, *tut*.
Excellent. I need one aimed at cats.
Absolutely brilliant! And just think of all the different languages you can make it in. Think of the franchises!! :-)
Liz, *sigh* I have, haven't I?
DOT, I shall!
Jen, sold to that there Mum.
Helen, you're on: just let me record it for you and - sold to the cat lady there!
Sue, Oh, I am, I am.
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